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American Idol Related
Clay Aiken/Ryan Seacrest:
Gently (complete)
Date: 6/14/03
Parts: 1
Prelude to a Kiss (complete)
Date: 7/17/03 - 7/27/03
Parts: prologue, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
Untitled (complete)
Date: 7/27/03
Parts: 1
Who Needs Fanfic When You've Got the Real Thing (complete)
Date: 7/18/03 - 7/27/03
Parts: 1, 2, 3
Return of Who Needs Fanfic (complete)
Date: 7/18/03
Parts: Who Needs Fanfic: 1, 2, 3, Return of Who Needs Fanfic: 1
Sex and Candy (complete)
Date: 8/8/03
Parts: 1
Basement High (pending)
Date: 9/11/03 - 10/15/03
Parts: prologue, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Pathetic and Psychotic (complete)
Date: 10/28/03
Parts: 1
Vivre La Revolution (complete)
Date: 11/2/03
Parts: 1
Random Femmeslash
Silence (complete)
Pairing: Paula Abdul/Kimberly Caldwell
Date: 7/28/03
Parts: 1
Untitled (complete)
Pairing: Carmen Rasmusen/Kimberly Caldwell
Date: 8/2/03
Parts: 1
Perfect Day (complete)
Pairing: Lisa Foxx/![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) echoingvista
Date: 11/14/03
Parts: 1
Made of Silk, Made of Satin (complete)
Pairing: Kimberley Locke/Kimberly Caldwell
Date: 1/8/04
Parts: 1
Cat and Mouse (complete)
Pairing: Kelly Clarkson/Kimberly Caldwell
Date: 3/20/04
Parts: 1
Simon Cowell/Paula Abdul
Save the Last Dance (work in process)
Date: 2/17/04 --
Parts: 1, 2, 3
Random Pairings
Totally Seacrest (complete)
Pairing: Not really a pairing. If anything Clay Aiken/Ryan Seacrest
Date: 7/26/03
Parts: 1
Nothing More (complete)
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Bob Guiney
Date: 2/9/04
Parts: 1
Transistion (complete)
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Date: 2/11/04
Parts: 1
Satisfaction in Me (complete)
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Jon Peter Lewis
Date: 3/10/04
Parts: 1, 2
Stitches (in progress)
Pairing: Simon Cowell/John Stevens IV
Date: 4/5/04
Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4
Decisions (complete)
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Jon Peter Lewis
Date: 3/25/04 - 4/5/04
Parts: 1
Ball and Chain (complete)
Pairing: Simon Cowell/Jon Peter Lewis, mild Jon/Ryan Seacrest
Date: 4/1/04 - 4/21/04
Parts: 1
The Hallway (complete)
Pairing: Simon Cowell/Clay Aiken
Date: 10/4/04 - 10/4/04
Parts: 1
Multiple Pairings
Turn Me Straight
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Clay Aiken/pseudolove
Date: 9/26/03
Parts: 1
House Guest
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Clay Aiken, slight Kimberley Locke/Kimberly Caldwell
Date: 9/28/04
Parts: 1
Criminally Vulgar
Pairing: Clay Aiken/Elijah Wood, Clay Aiken/Billy Boyd, Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan
Date: 12/14/03 - 1/16/04
Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Like a Game of Spin the Bottle
Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Jon Peter Lewis, Amy Adams/Matt Rogers, Jasmine Trias/Diana DeGarmo/John Stevens
Parts: 1
Harry Potter related
The Marauders and the Invisibility Cloak (in progress)
Date: 12/05/05 -
Parts: 1, 2, 3
Diary of James (complete)
Pairing: Sirius/James
Date: 3/12/07
Parts: 1
I Went Out With One of the Marauders and All I Got Was A Stupid Prank Played On Me (complete)
Pairing: James/Sirius, mild one sided Lily/James
Date: 3/31/07
Parts: 1
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends (complete)
Pairing: none
Date: 1/8/08
Parts: 1
Tomorrow We Can Drive Around This Town (complete)
Pairing: Sirius/James
Date: 6/11/08
Parts: 1
Miscellaneous
LOST When the Rain Comes (in progress)
Pairings: Charlie/Claire, Sawyer/Claire
Parts: 1
LOST Melt in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand (complete)
Pairing: Sawyer/Sayid
Date: 12/27/04
Parts: 1
Final Fantasy VII If Only I Could Kiss Her (complete)
Pairing: Cloud/Aeris
Date: 10/07/06
Parts: 1
Chronicles of Narnia Guided By Fate (complete)
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Date: 12/03/06
Parts: 1
Chronicles of Narnia Cruel to Be Kind (complete)
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Date: 12/06/06
Parts: 1
Chronicles of Narnia The Placement of Hands (complete)
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Date: 12/13/06
Parts: 1
Talladega Nights Actors Just Like a Drug (complete)
Pairing: Will Ferrell/Sacha Baron Cohen
Date: 12/18 - 12/20/06
Parts: 1
Talladega Nights Those Eyes That See (complete)
Pairing: Ricky/Jean
Date: 12/26/06
Parts: 1
Talladega Nights J'Adore (complete)
Pairing: Ricky/Jean
Date: 1/1/07
Parts: 1
Friends What We Don't Get to See (in progress)
Pairing: Chandler/Monica
Date: 11/27/07 - current
Parts: 1 | 2
Bandslash This Must Be What Hell Feels Like
Pairing: Aly/AJ
Date: 3/11/07
Parts: 1
Ocean's Eleven Lullaby (You're No Good)
Pairing: Rusty/Tess, Rusty/Danny
Date: 8/23/08
Parts: 1
Polislash Faith and My Two Hands
Pairing: Barack Obama/Joe Biden
Date: 11/6/08
Parts: 1
Polislash Oh President, My President
Pairing: Joe Biden/Barack Obama/Rahm Emanuel
Date: 11/7/08
Parts: 1
Polislash Possession is Nine Tenths
Pairing: Joe Biden/Rahm Emanuel
Date: 11/11/08
Parts 1
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| Oh President, My President |
[07 Nov 2008|08:56pm] |
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Title: Oh President, My President
Author: Kerry Ann (thecenterlane@livejournal.com, FructoseLollipop@fanfiction.net, slashxmoose@deviantart.com)
Pairing: Joe/Barack/Rahm
Rating: NC-17 for glorious, glorious man sex
Summary: Joe notices that Rahm and Barack are awfully close. And he doesn't like it. Second person Joey POV.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum. Also, slut is Swedish for "end." Look it up.
Notes: Idea planted by alicebluegown16, encouraged on by shrinkwrap666, and dedicated to all you lovely ladies who encouraged me after my last fic. I spent most of my day working on this, but it has not been beta'd mostly for the shock value and my supreme lack of faith that it would be well received. Also, I would like to note that for some reason the porn would just not flow unless I forced it (for a few hours I considered just abandoning the porn and post it as a drabble) so if it sucks... blame the boys for not complying with the sexins. And without further ado...
( Rahm would tell a story or joke and Barack would laugh and touch his arm, just as he used to do to you. )
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| Faith and My Two Hands |
[06 Nov 2008|04:21pm] |
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Title: Faith and My Two Hands
Author: Kerry Ann; thecenterlane@livejournal.com, FructoseLollipop@fanfiction.net, slashxmoose@deviantart.com
Pairing: Barack/Joe
Rating: PG13
Summary: A private Inauguration Night moment. Barack second person POV.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but it’s awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum. Also, slut is Swedish for "end." Look it up.
Notes: First time, don’t hate. :-/ (That can be read as: I’M SO NERVOUS THAT THIS WILL SUCK PLZ DON’T FLAME ME.) Not very long, written in less than an hour at work. Enjoy plz?
( Your shoulders are touching and even through your thick suit you can feel the warm glow emanating from him. )
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| Lullaby (You're No Good) |
[23 Aug 2008|01:18am] |
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Title: Lullaby (You're No Good)
Author: Kerry Ann (thecenterlane@livejournal.com, FructoseLollipop@fanfiction.net, slashxmoose@deviantart.com)
Fandom: Ocean's Eleven
Pairing: Rusty/Tess, heavily referenced Rusty/Danny
Rating: NC-17 for sex and one f-bomb
Summary: While Danny's in jail, Rusty and Tess find solace in each other. Rusty second person POV.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum. Also, slut is Swedish for "end." Look it up.
Notes: I recently rewatched Ocean's 11 and this bunny would not leave me alone. First and most likely last time delving into this fandom. I particularly enjoyed writing this, despite the fact that no one will read it. I dipped into a bit of a different writing style for me. I'm starting to see quotation marks as distracting, so I'm beginning to avoid them all together. If it doesn't work let me know. No, seriously. Oh, and I haven't actually seen the second and third movies in their entireties, so if any of this is supremely not-canon (well, besides the obvious) I claim ignorance. Unbeta'd, written in about an hour after I had gotten out of bed to get it out of my head. So if its crap, sorry. If not, more power to me. And finally the title, theme, and beginning lyrics are taken from the song Lullaby from Shock Treatment. Enjoy!
( You had almost forgotten what it was like to look down at your lover, so accustomed you were to staring up at him. )
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| Tomorrow We Can Drive Around This Town |
[11 Jun 2008|08:20pm] |
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Title: Tomorrow We Can Drive Around This Town
Author: Kerry Ann; thecenterlane@livejournal.com, FructoseLollipop@fanfiction.net, slashxmoose@deviantart.com
Pairing: Sirius/James
Rating NC-17
Summary: PWP from a second person Sirius POV
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: First, this is a response fic to the Potter storycard that JKR wrote (you can find it here if you haven't read it yet). Second, this was supposed to be just a PG13 drabble but then James got all handsy and it just went down (up?) hill from there. My idea is that it takes place between fifth and sixth year, and (obvs) just before the events of the storycard. Third, the title is a lyric from Gin Blossom's Hey Jealousy which, after the story card, has Sirius/James written all over it. And lastly, its PORN people so if that's not your cup of tea click away now. For everyone else – enjoy!
( He is lying on the bed next to you, unashamedly naked and beautiful.... )
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| This Must Be What Hell Feels Like |
[11 Mar 2008|09:56pm] |
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Title: This Must Be What Hell Feels Like
Author: Kerry Ann (ohsobulletproof@livejournal.com, FructoseLollipop@fanfiction.net, slashxmoose@deviantart.com)
Pairing: Aly/AJ
Rating: PG 13 for lesbian incest
Summary: During the Potential Breakup shoot, Aly notices feelings she didn't have before.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Yeah, yeah. I'm going to hell. I'm saving seats in my handbasket for all of yall who want to join me. Second person Alyson POV. Enjoy. Or at least don't flame me.
( So when the director tells you to 'be sexy' you can almost feel your inhibitions slipping away and your instincts take over. )
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| Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends |
[08 Jan 2008|12:50pm] |
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Title: Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends
Author: Kerry Ann (thecenterlane OR ohsobulletproof (livejournal); slashxmoose (deviantart); FructoseLollipop (fanfiction dot net)
Pairing: none
Rating: PG 13 just cause
Summary: Its Harry's first birthday and everyone's invited, but Sirius and Remus are suspicious that the other is Voldemort's spy.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but it’s awkward when it sucks. I love reviews but I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: So, I decided to turn my Potter fic into a Fall Out Boy songset, this being the second of which. To avoid confusion, they are not all in the same story line, so there really isn't a connection between this one and the last one save the titles are both FOB songs. That said, the whole premise of this story is based off two lines from Prisoner of Azkaban that I've never seen expanded upon, nor is it ever mentioned again in the canon, so I thought I'd explore it a bit. The line:
“You don't believe this... wouldn't Sirius have told you they'd changed the plan?”
“Not if he thought I was the spy, Peter,” said Lupin. “I assume that's why you didn't tell me Sirius?” he said casually over Pettigrew's head.
“Forgive me, Remus,” said Black
“Not at all, Padfoot, old friend,” said Lupin, who was now rolling up his sleeves. “And in turn forgive me for believing you were the spy?”
I just feel in the sweep of the R/S shippers, writers tend to forget that there was a period of time that they suspected each other more than anyone else they knew. This is pretty harsh for a group of friends so close. So that's why this I wrote this. There is no pairing, and it’s as close to canon as I could manage. Please enjoy!
( James grinned and swung his young son high over his head, his smile widening at Harry's little giggles as he did so. )
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| What Could Have Been: The Wine Cellar |
[10 Dec 2007|09:00pm] |
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Series: What We Don’t Get to See
Title: What Could Have Been: The Wine Cellar
Author: Kerry Ann (thecenterlane OR ohsobulletproof [livejournal.com]; slashxmoose [deviantart.com]; FructoseLollipop [fanfiction.net])
Pairing: Chandler/Monica
Rating: NC-17 for SEXY SEX
Summary: What could have happened had they managed to get the wine cellar to themselves.
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen. Not mine. Don’t sue.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex: always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I’m not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: So here's part two of my C/M porn series! I know this didn't actually happen in the canon, but isn't it nice to imagine? Besides writing normal porn gets boring. You have to throw kinks in there sometimes. Anyway, I've gotten a few requests and I promise I'll write them as I get to them, so if you have any ideas throw them my way. Coming next, plane!sex! Enjoy!
( Suddenly the doorknob turned and Chandler's heart skipped a beat as Monica slipped inside, a
mischievous grin gracing her features. )
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| There's Something About London |
[29 Nov 2007|02:36pm] |
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Series: What We Don’t Get to See
Title: There’s Something About London
Author: Kerry Ann (thecenterlane OR ohsobulletproof @livejournal.com; slashxmoose@deviantart.com; FructoseLollipop@fanfiction.net)
Pairing: Chandler/Monica
Rating: NC-17 for SEXY SEX
Summary: What we didn’t see in London.
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen. Not mine. Don’t sue.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex: always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I’m not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Hi. I’m very nervous about this. This is my first foray into this fandom AND paring which is a double whammy. I really love C/M but since the show pretty much feeds my addiction, its hard to write/find good fiction about them. But I couldn’t just not write about these two, so I decided to do a series of smutfics since what happens between the sheets with Chandler and Monica is pretty much the only thing we don’t get to see. All that to say that this one is their first time together. I know it’s a bit short and that’s partly because its pretty much PWP, and partly because this is my first time writing them and if I suck, well then at least I didn’t put you guys through 30 pages of crap. Not to mention I really didn’t feel up to writing about all seven times they had sex that first night. Anyway, enjoy and depending on your response you may get more from me. I kinda want to write “What Would Have Happened” if they hadn’t been interrupted all those other times in London (like in the wine cellar or on the plane; come on, you know that would have been interesting). Wah, I’m rambling now. ENJOY!
( It struck Chandler how beautiful she was in that moment. She was right. This wasn't weird at all. )
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| I Went Out With One of the Marauders and All I Got Was A Stupid Prank Pulled On Me |
[31 Mar 2007|10:04pm] |
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Title: I Went Out With One of the Marauders and All I Got Was A Stupid Prank Played On Me
Author: Kerry Ann (slash-moose@livejournal.com, FructoseLollipop@Fanfiction.net, slashxmoose@deviantart.com)
Pairing: James/Sirius, mild one-sided Lily/James
Rating: PG13
Summary: The real reason Lily hates James so much in fifth year. Set in fourth year.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I love reviews but I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Firstly, the title is clearly but lovingly ripped off from the Fall Out Boy song of a similarly long name. The lyrics throughout the fic are from the same song. Secondly, I don't hate Lily. Lily/James is my second favorite het pairing in the entire fandom. I just think that Sirius and James are a much better couple. *g* Thirdly, I own Cady Stanton. Yes, she is an original character and yes, if you're familiar with my MWPP series you will recognize her. She's the first OC I created in this fandom and its been a struggle not to turn her into a Mary Sue, but I still can't resist putting her into every MWPP fic I write. Don't make fun. :( I hope you enjoy!
( Lily Evans turned her head slowly, her gaze never leaving her reflection in the mirror. )
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| Diary of James |
[12 Mar 2007|08:02pm] |
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Title: Diary of James
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Sirius/James
Rating R for plentiful use of the f word and sexual innuendo.
Summary: When Lily interrupts an unspoken friends-with-benefits relationship between Padfoot and Prongs, Padfoot is none too happy about it.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Uh. Hi. Um, this is my first foray into the pairing so please be gentle with me. The fic is based off of the song “Diary of Jane” by Breaking Benjamin if you couldn't tell by the title. Thus, its also on the angry side. Um, just a warning, there are a lot of slurs used degrading women. I do not hate women (I am one!) or anything, but this Sirius does and since its his POV, he's really mean about it. I'm sorry if anyone is offended by it. :-/ That said, there are a couple of terms that I want to clarify since I might use them differently then what you're used to:
1.skirt – an easy woman
2.bender – a homosexual man
3.beard – a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner
4.slag – a promiscuous woman
Once again, I apologize if anyone is offended by these words or any other content of the story. If you can get past the slurs and the angry tone of the story, I really hope you enjoy. I accept constructive criticism! I would love to improve my writing in this pairing. Enjoy!
( If Sirius wasn't completely and hopelessly in love with him, he would have said that James was the gay one. )
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| The Marauders and the Invisibility Cloak: Chapter Three |
[03 Jan 2007|08:09pm] |
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Series: The Marauders and the Invisibility Cloak
Title: Chapter 3: Classes
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Summary: The boys start their classes, and something is wrong with Remus....
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Chapter three is here! And no (really) ridiculous time gap! Sure, its been almost two months, but that's how long it takes. At least its not a year, right? *ahem* Anyway, this is the first chapter where I finally get some real plot points in. Unlike the first two, this one isn't ENTIRELY introductory. While it still does introduce the classes and certain characteristics about the boys that may not have been apparent before, Chapter three actually addresses some things that are prevalent in later chapters, books, and the original series. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy. :-/
( James was awoken by a pillow to the face. )
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| J'Adore |
[02 Jan 2007|10:52pm] |
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Title: J'Adore
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Jean Girard/Ricky Bobby
Rating: R for language
Summary: Ricky doesn't know why he's so angry.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Yes, another. This one's weird and it cuts off at the end unexpectedly simply because I could not think of what possibly could be said. This fandom keeps sucking me in like a vortex, its hard not to want to fic it. Enjoy? I guess....
( Ricky Bobby gritted his teeth as the side of his car scraped loudly against the wall. )
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| Those Eyes That See |
[27 Dec 2006|09:21pm] |
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Title: Those Eyes That See
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Ricky Bobby/Jean Girard
Rating: PG13 for slash and one f-bomb
Summary: Ricky only closes his eyes when he kisses Jean.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Yes, I wrote another one. So sue me. This fandom keeps sucking me in. I blame Sacha for being so damn ficcable. Its weird but true. Seriously, watch the Kiss and tell me that you don't have at least one plot bunny jump in your head. Maybe its just me....
( He always told himself that he didn't close his eyes when he kissed Carley because
she was so damn hot. )
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| Just Like a Drug |
[20 Dec 2006|06:24pm] |
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Title: Just Like a Drug
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Will Ferrell/Sacha Baron Cohen
Rating: PG13 for implied sexual sitution, slash, and one f-bomb.
Summary: While filming Talladega Nights, Will struggles with the idea of kissing Sacha.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: Uh. Don't laugh at me. I promise you my muse wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote this. Really! That I wanted some good W/S slash and it just doesn't exist. So I wrote some myself. Seriously. Don't laugh at me.
( He hadn't been nervous when he wrote it. )
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| The Placement of Hands |
[13 Dec 2006|08:41pm] |
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Title: The Placement of Hands
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Rating: PG13 for incest
Summary: The way Peter holds Susan doesn't describe siblingly love.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: This song was heavily inspired by the song We Belong by Pat Benatar and particularly the Sacha Baron Cohen/Will Ferrell kiss from Talladega Nights. Yeah, don't ask. I listened to the song 41 times and watched the video about the same amount whilst writing this so I must credit the both of them for the inspiration. Anyway, again, its kind of on the weird side in terms of writing style but I hope some of you like it. Its a happy fic from me for once!
( As most of us know, there are two different kinds of love. )
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| Cruel to Be Kind |
[06 Dec 2006|11:35pm] |
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Title: Cruel to Be Kind
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Rating: PG13 for incest.
Summary: Things inevitably change between Peter and Susan after they return home from Narnia.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: This is a very sad story. Again, its not very long. Sorry that this is the second fic I have put up in this fandom this week but my muse seems to have little interest in anything else. In any case, even though its very sad, I hope you all enjoy.
( Digory Kirke could not, for the life of him, figure out what was the matter with Peter and Susan. )
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| Guided By Fate |
[03 Dec 2006|03:05am] |
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Title: Guided By Fate
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Rating: PG13 for incest. Obviously. ;P
Summary: After the scare with Maugrim, Peter realizes how precious Susan is to him.
Disclaimer: Two words: Didn't happen
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: This is my first foray into the Narnia fanfic fandom. I've always wanted to have a go at Peter/Susan, and after I started re-reading the books my muse has been jabbing me in the head to get this written out. Just a word to the wise, this is based more off of the book than the movie, though I drew from elements of the film as well. Also, I apologize that its too long in some places and too short in others. I further apologize that the writing gets a little wonky but I do hope you enjoy parts of it and maybe I'll be inspired to crank out something different later on. Thanks. :)
( Whether guided by fate or entirely coincidental, it didn't matter; their lips had met. )
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| The Marauders and the Invisibility Cloak: Chapter Two |
[12 Nov 2006|11:52am] |
Series: The Marauders and the Invisibility Cloak
Title: Chapter 2: Lions, Snakes, Badgers and Eagles
Author: ohsobulletproof
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Summary: The sorting, the headmaster, and the first prank.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Feedback: Feedback is like sex. Always satisfying when you get some, but its awkward when it sucks. I'm not partial to flames. Please keep them to a minimum.
Notes: I just realized its been nearly a year since I posted the first chapter. Which is funny because this chapter has been completed for most of the time gap. Has it really been that long? Time flies I guess. Anyway, I've almost finished the first draft of the third chapter and will be begging for beta testers probably within the week. As I said in my most recent LJ post I really do love this fiction and even though it seems as though I have abandoned it, I haven't at all. I'm writing at my leisure at the moment and until you guys start kicking my ass into doing it faster, I will continue to be this way. Anyway, I'll stop rambling now and get on with the show.
( It seemed like ages before James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter stepped off the train (another unfortunate downside to sitting in the last compartment). )
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